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plasticbagvevo:

me: image

you:image

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yhji:

”do i want a boyfriend, or do i just want dick?”

 a question i ask myself every single day

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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thatfunnyblog:

 


when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

thatfunnyblog:

 

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

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imaginefallout:

IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK

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refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.