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att:

Text them a quick #X before you drive to let them know you’re driving and can’t respond.
Artwork by Matthew Williamson 

att:

Text them a quick #X before you drive to let them know you’re driving and can’t respond.

Artwork by Matthew Williamson 

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nepeter:

oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked

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nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

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kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

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100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

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spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

x Platonic relationships are great and all

goodmorningbalthazar:

but I prefer Socratic relationships

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insanity-and-vanity:

Literally me

insanity-and-vanity:

Literally me

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

lightning is just the flash on god’s camera when he’s taking selfies