Posted but immediately deleted from Lana’s Instagram just now
Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it
when your straight friends won’t let you blow them
"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]
dew u wernna baild a snewmon