Text them a quick #X before you drive to let them know you’re driving and can’t respond.
Artwork by Matthew Williamson
oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
i dedicate this boner to u
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
can i make it any more obvious?
but I prefer Socratic relationships
lightning is just the flash on god’s camera when he’s taking selfies